Put on the rubber suit, baby!

I had a fun chat with my ex-secondary school mate. We were talking about her trying to conceive & me trying not to conceive. As u know, i already have 3 monsters of my own. They range between 4Yo to 3MO so getting preggy again would cause a heart attack for my already stressed out Tubby Hubby. We discussed about the methods of prevention and these are a few that topped the list.

• The Pill

*the name says it all doesn't it. I dun really fancy popping those coz i dun like the idea of messing with my hormones*

• Snip Snip

*come on, how cruel can u get? I already had a cesarean done & my bottom parts stuck back on in numerous stitches. Another surgical procedure and i'll end up looking like Frankenstein in a dress*

• UID or IUD...or something like that

*i have 2 frens who got preggy when using this torture device. Definitely not going for it*

• Rubber suit

*Easy on & easy off. Sound like a winner already*

After much debate & sharing of personal experience, it seems that less, is more. The humble rubber suit, deprived of potent toxins, invasive & life-scarring procedures & bad reputation, was the ultimate winner.

Next telephone topic; which brand...Durex or....